1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
But for my sport and profit. I hate the Moore,

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What have you reached?
Maneki Neko! Also known as my cat-bank

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Melbourne International Comedy Festival

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
8.50

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
8.57

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
"Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you..."

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Relay for Life. And then I kicked Blake out of his chair!

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
News. I have a debate tomorrow.

9. What are you wearing?
R4L Tshirt and trackies. Also underwear, lol.

10. Did you dream last night?
Yeah. I set honey on fire.
... the hell?

11. When did you last laugh?
Today when Alex and Pat dropped me on the ground.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A thousand and one pfotos of Friends, family, me and David Tennant. Also a news article on my contortionist friend.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
My Brother has the inate ability to throw up, urinate and defacate all at the same time when my Step mum attempts to feed him.
(Don't look at me like that!)

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Pretty weird actually. Not sure if half the questions make sense.

15. What is the last film you saw?
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers - Extended Version

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Italy

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I love fan fiction.

18. If you could change one thing about the world?
I would eliminate Poverty and oppression (or is that two things...)

19. Do you like to dance?
Hell yes!
(And Jessie, DDR soooo does not count)

20. George Bush:
is leaving soon! Rejoice! The world is saved.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Hm... Naia

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Alaric, Alastair, Adrien... I like A names!

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes, so long as I was never away from my family for too long.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Dude, that was one smegging awesome job. As a reward, here's David Tennant.